Melina Kanakaredes:
Melina Kanakaredes Naked
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Information:
Name: Melina Kanakaredes
Born: 1967-04-23
Height: 1.74
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Filmography:
CSI (2004), Due South (1995), Providence (1999), CBS Cares (2005), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (2000)
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Kevin Costner:
Kevin Costner
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Information:
Name: Kevin Costner
Born: 1955-01-18
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
For Love of the Game (1999), Sunday Morning Shootout (2004), The 60th Annual Academy Awards (1988), Sunday Morning Shootout (2007), Die Johannes B. Kerner Show (2004)
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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
notices an
attractive female lightning
bolt?
Thunderstruck
ArchieShouyX
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat
can
play Chess?
A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good
at Chess.
The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three
games to
two.
JosephusNicholYj
What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A
spinning wheel !
MaolmuireChochmoCm
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
over by a demon?
A: A vacant posession.
ClementiusDarnellba
Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like
Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your face.
BlythMaverickdX
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tree
Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts
environmentalist
rhetoric
BartleahLamonterf
Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A.
A lot of things I didn't know about.
GarrisonClarkzm
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
home?
A: They put parking meters on the roof!
SegenamWulfYj
What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
CorderoMeredyddrP
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
year.
Jaspar: Why was that?
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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