Craig David:
Craig David Nude
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Information:
Name: Craig David
Born: 1981-05-05
Height: 1.85
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Filmography:
Party in the Park 2000 (2000), Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), The National Lottery Wright Ticket (2003), Happy Birthday BBC Two (2004), Operación triunfo (2005)
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Justin Bartha:
Justin Bartha Naked
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Information:
Name: Justin Bartha
Born: 1978-07-21
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
The Hangover (2009), The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2008), NT2: Underground Action (2008), Holy Rollers (2009), NT2: On Location (2008)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beets
!
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
GarwoodShiyeix
What do you get if your budgie flies into the
blender ?
Shredded Tweet !
TolandTostighY
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
centipede ?
A great walkie-talkie !
BarthelmyKasiaqp
Why
don't mexicans have checking
accounts?
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
GrigorKiannivr
What's the difference between a new husband and a
new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
DwyerErasmoTR
Teacher:"To which family
does the
elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
GaradynTahbertmL
Q: Why did the chicken say,
"Meow, oink,
bow-wow, and moo?"
A: He was studying foreign languages.
WetherbyEdwardosR
Jackie stood quietly as her father
examined
her report card.
"What is this 45 in math?" asked her father.
"I
think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!
SalvatoreMaolruadhanxZ
A man whose son had just passed his
driving
test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven
slap into
the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed.
"Quite
simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned
left!"
GwynhamBarrann
Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!
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