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Getting it to fit over a bucket ! LiMichaelqr
How many pilots does it take to change a
light
bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot. CillanAryehOA
Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish! DavidekJulesUd
What's the difference between a
vampire
with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain and the other
pours with rain. GerredErvineMb
I can't find a shark website....
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cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb...... ClaranceCaceiP
What do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film! TerrissTraversQJ
Q: How
many graduate students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take him/her more
than five years to do
it. DalyOdomZy
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!'
Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!' BurliePiMnewp
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crock and
Dial !
Crock and Dial who ?
Crock and Dial Dundee ! GerlakFeoraszI
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of your head. MolloyWacleahvZ